The status quo

Some facts about me today.

1) I got an amazing 4 hours of sleep last night.

2) It's a lovely 35 degrees out. Perfect picnic weather. :-|

3) Yesterday, I had an espresso and then a coffee. I turned into a chihuahua.

4) This weather makes me feel like I'm falling apart.

5) So does the soft rock playing in the next room.

6) I've found the funniest thing in the world. Don't bother to tell me any jokes ever again.